Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

More measles exposures are happening at airports and tourist destinations. Here’s what travelers need to know - CNN

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I actually pay taxes

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

Hurricane Sandy May Have Affected The Brains of Unborn Children - ScienceAlert

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I can count

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

Universe emerged from time, not from space? New theory shows how - Interesting Engineering

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I can read

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I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

Texas ends in-state tuition for undocumented students after Abbott, AG agree to DOJ demand - Dallas News

I see through liars

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

A father of 3 felt healthy. Then a routine screening found a rare, deadly illness. - CBS News

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I understand how hurricane paths work

I know who the president of Turkey really is

What types of jobs can you get in marketing?

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

Which sunblock is best for oily skin?

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

Several Psychiatric Disorders Share The Same Root Cause, Study Finds - ScienceAlert

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I don’t buy bullshit

How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I don’t cotton to rapists

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

Scale AI founder Alexandr Wang says he's waiting for Elon Musk's Neuralink before he has kids - Business Insider

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

Here come the glassholes, part II - Financial Times

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

What's it like to have an IQ of 140 to 170? Do people notice you're different?

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I have a reading level above third grade

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I have complete contempt for fakery

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that